Mi mundo es ancho y pendejo

What I think (about u).

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Cansada de filosofar sobre las relaciones hombre-mujer, de dependencia, dominación, aberración y demás perlas…? No, nunca me canso, constantemente establezco hipótesis que, probablemente, jamás llegue a comprobar. Me pregunté hoy, cuál es el rol que debo tener y recordé un par de pláticas.

“Diálogos que me dejan más helada que Han Solo”

- Estás con novio?

- No. (sapo)

- En serio? No estás con alguien? No te creo!

- No. Tendría que estar con alguien? (ahsdajshdajhd)

O sea, TENGO que estar con algún tipo, no importa a qué cartel/barra brava pertenezca o cuántas alteraciones mentales posea (?). Debería tener el rol de enamorada porque ya no estamos en “edad” de andar solas.

Otro:

- Estoy buscando amas de casa. Tú eres ama de casa?

- No. (si lo fuera, no estaría aquí chambeando)

- Pero pronto vas a serlo.

- Dios me libre. (asdfhasjkdhfaskjdhf)

O sea jefe, TENGO que ser ama de casa, tarde o temprano, porque la realización de la mujer es servir, proveer de comida caliente, cama tendida, periódico del día y calzoncillos con olor a Ace Bebé al sano y sagrado marido. Me entraron ganas de preguntarle, si él sería “ama de casa”, pero hubiera sido previsible su respuesta: yo soy hombre.

No señor macho, no me sentiría realizada de tener que estirar la mano para recibir dinero de mi marido, mucho menos si es un machista recalcitrante que termine sintiendose con derechos (relación amo-objeto) sobre mi. Hay mujeres que lamentablemente “no tienen otra opción” y otras que simplemente, lo disfrutan.

Todo depende de cuál quieras que sea tu rol en la vida, en TU vida.

Déjenme vivir mi vida…

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Ask me something!

1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. kissed more than 5 people in one day?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?

“A ver si así te das cuenta..”

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